Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Whatever It Is, I'll Just Keep It To Myself

Dear LivingSocial,

I don’t know exactly what "colon hydrotherapy" is. However, I am pretty sure it's not anything I would consider a social activity and need a group discount on.

But thanks for all the half-price froyo. That's awesome.

An Appreciative Subscriber


  1. yeah, i saw this morning too and was like, "... huh."

    then i deleted it.

    THE END!

  2. That was a very well-told story. You described the action clearly, questioned some character's motives, created a bit of suspense, and wrapped everything up neatly and before the reader got bored.