Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Everything is good for someone...

Dear Bounce-a-Rama,

We would like to commend you on the addition of whipped cream-topped funnel cakes to your menu. So many establishments that entertain small children by letting them climb, slide, and jump up and down on inflatable structures for hours on end might have felt that a menu of pizza, corn dogs, French fries and chicken nuggets washed down with unlimited soda refills was perfectly sufficient for their needs. The inclusion of sugar-laden deep fried dough topped with dairy products with the aforementioned offerings is a bold move, and one that we can only hope will serve you even half as well as we’re certain it will serve us.

Reckitt Benckiser
makers of Lysol, Resolve, Air Wick and Durex

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