-NASONEX, for the treatment of nasal allergy symptoms including congestion, sneezing, itchy nose or runny nose.
“The most common side effects include headache, viral infection, sore throat, nosebleeds and coughing.”
But they’re different headaches, sore throat, nosebleeds and coughing than those your allergies would cause. Different and preferable.
-RECLAST, for the treatment of postmenopausal osteoporosis.
“Do not use if you are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant.”
I’m sorry, this is to treat what kind of osteoporosis again?
-NEXIUM, for the treatment of the symptoms of acid reflux disease
“Side effects include headache, diarrhea, abdominal pain, nausea, and sleepiness.”
But at least you won’t have heartburn anymore.
And last but far from least, just one version of a warning that can be found on just about every drug on the market today:
-PREVACID, for the treatment of frequent heartburn. Active ingredient: Lansoprazole 15 mg
“Warning: Do not use if you are allergic to Lansoprazole”